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Ruber talks to Griffin about the Ruby slippers by EllentheApeGirl, literature
Literature
Ruber talks to Griffin about the Ruby slippers
Dorothy and the others hide from Ruber and his griffin.
Ruber: Ah, my faithful pet. How is the flight? Panic sweeps across the land.
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: My plan is perfect.
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: Without the shoes, Dorothy is powerless.
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: And now, the Ruby Slippers are mine.
Griffin: (confused) Here's where we enter a grey area.
Ruber grabs the griffin.
Ruber: Excuse me. You lost the Ruby Slippers? How?
Griffin: I was attacked by Glinda's falcon.
Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by puny little pigeon.
Griffin: It's wasn't a pigeon, it was a falcon with silver wings.
Ruber: Silver w
Henrietta and Jessica vs Heinrich and Ruber Motto by EllentheApeGirl, literature
Literature
Henrietta and Jessica vs Heinrich and Ruber Motto
Roger Rabbit: (still hypnotised) Is there a bedroom?
Heinrich: A talking rabbit?
Ruber: Could it be?
(Henrietta and Jessica slide down in to The Lair of Kaa.)
Jessica Rabbit: That was unpleasant.
Heinrich and Ruber: Our female selves.
Henrietta: Huh? Heinrich Von Marzipan?
Jessica Rabbit: And Robert?
Ruber: (gets irritated) The name's Ruber, toots!
Henrietta: There's only room for just the Good Girl team.
Ruber: Then prepare for trouble.
(The good girls gasp.)
Henrietta: You're the von who should prepare for some trouble.
Heinrich: You brats do not know to say ze motto.
Jessica Rabbit: You just made your trouble double.
Ruber:
Tublat loves honey (Chocolate with Nuts parody) by EllentheApeGirl, literature
Literature
Tublat loves honey (Chocolate with Nuts parody)
Ellen: Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you with some...(shows a jar of honey) honey?
Tublat: Honey? Did you say (gets angry) honey?
Tarzan: Yes, sir. Pure or raw?
Tublat: Honey?!? (Gets crazy) HONEY?!?!? HONEEEEY!! HONEEEEY!!! (He chases Ellen and Tarzan) HONEEEEY!!!!!
4 minutes later
Tublat arrives and sees Ellen and Tarzan sitting on two craters with hundred jars of honey inside. He screams out, making them blew away.
Tublat: HONEEEEY!!!!!!
Tarzan: (horrified) No! Please! No! Please! Spare me!
Ellen: (scared) Don't do that! Please! Don't hurt me!!
Tublat: (laughs wildly, still crazy) Finally! I've been trying to catch you tw
My Song by EllentheApeGirl, literature
Literature
My Song
I don't know if You can hear me
Or if You're even there
I don't know if You would listen
To a lonely prayer
Yes, I know I'm just an outcast
I shouldn't speak to You
Still I see Your face and wonder...
Were You once an outcast too?
God help the outcasts
Hungry from birth
Show them the mercy
They don't find on earth
God help my people
We look to You still
God help the outcasts
Or nobody will
I ask for wealth
I ask for fame
I ask for glory to shine on my name
I ask for love I can possess
I ask for God and His angels to bless me
I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and downtrod
I th
The Prayer by EllentheApeGirl, literature
Literature
The Prayer
I pray you'll be our eyes,
And watch us where we go,
And help us to be wise
In times when we don't know
Let this be our prayer,
As we go our way
Lead us to a place,
Guide us with your grace
To a place where we'll be safe
I pray you'll find your light
And hold it in our hearts
When stars go out each night,
Remind us where you are
Let this be our prayer,
When shadows fill our day
Lead us to a place,
Guide us with your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from above
We hope each soul will find
Another soul to love
Let this be our prayer,
Just like every child
Needs to find a place,
Guide us with your gr
If I only live in the sea by EllentheApeGirl, literature
Literature
If I only live in the sea
Wild Girl: Well, you're making a bit of a sandwich
When I did become a savage
The sense is not to be
There's a slight little bungle
My home is the ocean, not the jungle
If I only live in the sea
When the witch snatched me from the ocean
I had a sad emotion
Like a humble bumble bee
Mermaids grant me some wishes
I can sleep with the fishes
If I only live in the sea
A sea king calls to me
From waters I use to roam
He said "Darling, come on home."
With flick of his tail
I've got mail
I'll be swimming with the mermaids
The friendly pretty mermaids
They sing and dance, they're free!
I'll be pretty as a starfish
Scarecrow: I'll be prissy as a s
