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At Skull Island village.

Banzai: Man, that lousy Neytiri.  I won't be able to sit for a week!

Ed: (giggling)

Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.

Ed: (Laughs out lot)

Banzai: Ed, shut up!

He then attacks Ed, that ended up with a fight.

Shenzi: Will you knock it off?!

The stopped fighting and Ed, biting his left leg.

Banzai: Well, he started it!

Shenzi: Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain.

Banzai: I hate dangling.

Shenzi:  Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those Na'vis, we'll be running the joint.

Banzai: Man, I hate Na'vis.

Shenzi: So pushy.

Banzai: And blue.

Shenzi: And stripy.

Banzai: And, man, aren't they..

Shenzi and Banzai: U-gly! (laughs)

Then, the Nostalgia Critic had arrived.

NC: Fellas! I have a plan. A wicked plan. That's how to get rid of Princess Ellen.

Banzai: The real Ellen?

NC: OF COURSE, THE REAL ELLEN! (quietly) Don't you see? It's perfect. With her out of the way and we'll extinct all Na'vis, I'll take over and rule Pandora! Brilliant!

Shenzi: So, NC, Where are we going to that?

NC: To my secret lab. (NC and the Hyenas started with the lever entrance.) Pull the lever, Shenzi girl! (she pulls the right lever making him fall in to the pit of sharks) WRONG LEVEEEEER!!

Shenzi: Oops!

NC: (got out the shark pit) Why do we even had that lever? (slaps that shark away) Get out of my way (he pulls the left lever to go an a roller coaster-like ride.)

Ride announcer: Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.

The ride begins till it ends with a stops by. NC and the Hyenas jumped out the car and landed on the floor, now wearing the lab suits. They ran inside.

NC: Ah, how shall do it? Oh! I know. I'll turn all Na'vis into fleas, harmless little fleas. Then, I'll put all the fleas the box, and I'll put that into another, then I'll mail that box to myself. When, when it arrives, I'LL SMASH 'EM WITH A HAMMER!!! (cackles, then he hears a stomach rumbling from a skinny Skull Islander.) Or to save postage, we'll just eat the girl and the Na'vis alive for dinner. A fabulous feast around Pandora and I will rule the planet!! (cackles wildy)
From my Fanfic, a Trip to Pandora.
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