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The Jungle Book: Ellen's Story sampleNC: Heck yeah! Baby! Awesome performance! And thanks for detaining my victim.
Rae: Don't even mention it, (Gulp) Mr Critic.
NC: (chuckles) BOO!!
Benny, Johnny, Rae and Leo were scared.
Benny: Let's get outta here!!
Leo: Gimme room!
Johnny: Gang way!
Rae: Run, pal, run!!
Ellen: Run? Why should I run?
NC: Why should ya run? Mind-freak! Do you know who are we, babe?
Ellen: I know who you all are, you're the Nostalgia Critic, the Toon Hunter and The Skull Island Natives from Peter Jackson's King Kong.
NC: Exactly, baby. Then, you always know every toon runs away from us.
Ellen: You don't scare me. I won't run from anyone.
NC: HA! You have a tiny spirit and such spirit deserves sporting chance. OK. We're gonna close our eyes and count to 10. It'll make the chase more interesting for us. 1, 2, 3, 4.....
I grabbed my spear to attack the critic and the islanders.
NC: Babe, you're trying our darn patience!! 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!! (To the islanders) Kill her!!!
Tarzan saves my life by dropping on t
Winnie the Pooh Meets Tarzan 2013 trailer scriptLogo: Disney, Universal, Nicktoons, Constantin Film, DisneyDaniel93
In the Hundred Acre Wood
Sokka: You guys are not gonna believe this. There's a play about Winnie the Pooh meets the New Tarzan.
Suki: We were just in the woods and we found this poster.
(Sokka shows "Winnie the Pooh meets Tarzan 2013" poster)
Katara: What? How is this possible?
Sokka: Listen to this. Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot, Tarzan, and his friends travelled to Africa 2013 where the New Tarzan and Jane making a mencerany to defeat the CEO of Greystoke Energies to search for the meteor and save the jungle.
Tarzan (1999): I will join Pooh in that play.
Jane (1999): Me too.
Terk: Hold on a second, Sokka. Do you think it's a good idea for us actors to be in Pooh's play about the new Tarzan?
Tantor: There's already a play about Pooh meeting us, with Tom Sawyer.
Sokka: Come on, a day at the theater? This is a kind of wacky-time wasting nonsense I've been missing.
So the play begins when Disney's Tarzan and Jane joins Poo
Goku's Adventures of The Lion King part 1Logos: Disney, Toei Animation and Funimation
On day 1, Goku and Gohan are going on a vacation to Africa to the Pridelands.
Goku: What a beautiful day to go to Africa.
Chichi: Okay, Goku. Be careful of the lions.
Goku: Don't worry, Chichi. Gohan and I will be perfectly safe. Bye.
They fly away to Kami's Palace. At Kami's palace, the Z fighters, Vegeta, Krillin, Yamcha, Piccolo, and Tien we're waiting for Goku and Gohan to arrive.
Vegeta: Why is taking Kakarot so long?
Krillin: I don't know.
Tien: Here they come.
Mr Buu: Where are we going, Goku?
Goku: We're going to Africa to meet some animals.
Vegeta: Yes! How I love Africa so much?
Hercule: Mr Buu and I love Africa, too. I met the Masai tribe. They're so friendly!
Buu: Buu love Africa. Buu love lions.
Goku: Let's go to the Pride Lands. Come on!
All fly to Africa and the screen fades to black.
Walt Disney Pictures, Toei Animation and Funimation presents
The Sun began to rise, and all the animals wake up. The storks flew up, Goku, and t
The Ape Girl Kidnap Caper part 1In the jungles of Africa, Ellen and Tarzan were having a nice chat with Benny, Johnny, Leo and Rae.
Ellen: What a beautiful day to have a picnic.
Benny: It sure was.
Johnny: Gosh! That food was perfect.
Rae: How's your lunch, Tarzan?
Tarzan: Still perfect.
Ellen: What a lucky day!
Just then. Six ponies, one with light purple skin with wings and dark blue mane and tail with purple and pink highlights, her name is Twilight Sparkle. A second pony has pink skin, blue eyes and curly magenta mane and tail with a ballon cutie mark, she's Pinkie Pie. A third pony has yellow skin with wings, green eyes and light pink mane and tail, her cutie mark has pink butterflies, her name is Fluttershy. A fourth pony has blue skin with wings, pink eyes, rainbow mane and tail with a rainbow lightning cutie mark. Her name is Rainbow Dash. A fifth pony has orange skin with freckles, and blonde mane tied back and tail. She has a cowboy hat and an apple cutie mark. Her name is Applejack. The sixth and final uni
Ellen in Wonderland (Tim Burton) sampleThe Nostalgia King opens the door angrily.
The Nostalgia King: Someone has stolen three of my meat pies!!!! (He goes to the penguin servants) Did you steal them?
Ramon: No, señor.
The Nostalgia King: (to Skipper) Did ya?
Skipper: No, sire.
The Nostalgia King: (to Mumble) Did ya steal them?
Mumble: No, sire.
The tyrant King looks around the penguin servants. Hubie gulps the taste the meat pies. The King looks at Hubie.
The Nostalgia King: Did you steal my meat pies?
Hubie: No, sire. (Gulps)
The King takes the beef from Hubie's beak and put it into his mouth.
The Nostalgia King: Roast beef.
Hubie: I was so hungry! I didn't mean to!
The Nostalgia King: Off with his head!!
Hubie: No! I got Marina to look after and my kids! No!
Hubie was taken away to be beheaded.
The Nostalgia King: Interesting! I love his wife and children roasted in soy sauce.
Ursula: Yes, sire.
He sits on his throne chair.
The Nostalgia King: Drink.
The penguin servant serves the drink to King. He sips and the se
Ellen In Wonderland sampleRoger Rabbit arrives with a trumpet.
Ellen: Roger Rabbit.
He stops for the arrival of the King of Hearts.
Roger Rabbit: His imperial highness, his lordship, his grace, his excellency, his royal Majesty, The Nostalgia King of Hearts. (Audience cheering)
And the Queen of Hearts, Stephanie the Penguin.
Roger Rabbit: And the queen.
One cheer was heard at Stephanie. The king at his roses painted red and goes forward at them, touching the paint.
The Nostalgia King of Hearts: (singing) Who's been painting my roses red
Who's been painting my roses red
Who dares to paint the vulgar paint the royal flower bed
For painting my roses red
Someone will lose its head
The Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers): Oh, no! Sire, please! It was all the grinch's fault!
The Grinch (Jim Carrey): Not me, your grace. The Lorax!
The Nostalgia King of Hearts: You?
The Lorax: No, Grinch!
The Nostalgia King of Hearts: The grinch you say?
The Grinch (Jim Carrey): Not me, the Cat!
The Nostalgia King of Hearts: THAT'S ENOUGH!! Of
five hour energyi suppose
last week was only an aftershock
of the earthquake you were before.
this place used to vibrate
with metal strings and melodic,
testimonies to life,
emitting coffee-scented moods
and the burn of it too.
i had memorized the
sounds of silence,
i couldn't help but relish it.
no longer had i known
the sounds of folk
and scent of mocha-
you became nothing more
than an echo of the laughter
i so desperately needed to hear again.
then the echoes got louder,
bouncing ferociously off the walls
to be made manifest
i walked into your room
expecting exactly what i found-
an unmade bed,
and an empty beer
(the one that you insisted you needed
just days ago).
i pressed my nose
into the pillow
for incense and cologne and starbucks
to penetrate my mind
and thinking fervently
i already know
what a clean sheet smells like."
how strong an aftershock can be,
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